the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
There’s just something special about spreading a college boy’s legs and diving right in.
this is a childrens movie
Children aren’t the only ones who appreciate one-eyed monsters.
Kate Winslet by Markus + Indrani